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mardukthalia:

Basically the movie.

I can’t wait for this movie to come out so SOME people will get A PART of my favorite shirt…

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Time to play a game: A zombie bursts into your room and you have 5 seconds to grab the nearest, deadliest weapon to kill it with. What do you grab?

zanderspookypants:

ladymalchav:

thattomlinsonsass:

runintomordor:

artofobsession:

heathyr:

Oh my, I guess you could say

the tables

have turned

I guess you could turn the tables…

But why not be…

A suave motherfucker like me? 

I don’t exactly know how to use this

But damn it, I can learn really fast

well

umm

THIS ISN’T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

Stabbing through a skull with a knife is really, really hard. This would be bad.

I’d have better luck with Mjolnir, over here.

I think I’m covered… 

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Oh look, I’m on mah dash again

Oh look, I’m on mah dash again

I tried on clothes today and my boobs didn’t fit into ANYTHING…. le sigh now I’m jealous of me when I had no boobs…

I tried on clothes today and my boobs didn’t fit into ANYTHING…. le sigh now I’m jealous of me when I had no boobs…